A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.

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The “Naughty Tory” Charlie Elphicke has apparently been dumped by his wife via Twitter. Brings a whole new meaning to the term Social Distancing

Mastodon

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@jamie says we have appalling ketchup spreading skills. Source

@ghostdancer craves a proper English breakfast. Source

@ggarron isn’t sure if it’s an Eglish breakfast or an Irish breakfast? If it was Irish it would just be a plate of potatoes. Source

@tig says our e-ink could be used for temperature readouts. Source

@alastair_hm is appalled we have no black pudding. Source

@tpheine knows far too much about man juices. Source

@Grandtheftautism says the larping goes too far. Source

@penguin42 said there were 1000 applicants for a receptionist job in Manchester. Source

@nigeldgreen is now sitting in the Chestnut Cafe where I sold you and you sold me. Source

@silkevicious wants to rename CastleCannon Source

@dockers needs a job. Source

@Arwalk thinks our basic problem is PEBCAK. Source

@timttmy thinks we’re a parody of Father Ted. Source

@andyc says we are small-minded. Source

@basil doesn’t realise he has a trained killer for a pet. Source

@stardot thinks Trump wants to kick him in the gonads. Source

@wyliecoyoteuksays our rock is comfy. Source

Twitter

@FinanceLeo says we can’t go wrong with Hive Source

@raamesa meant “Vote for everyone.” Source

@SPCoulson posted a clip that wouldn’t look out of place in “Debbie does Dallas” Source

@chillicampari wants the app but doesn’t want the work. Source

@fabsh is in the woods singing: ♫ ♪ “I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…..” ♬ ♩ Source

@pawpala prefers a wet shave. The man has a beard for Pete’s sake! Source

@NathanMars7 went all philosophical and told us “Life goes on.” Source

@steevc told us to “Waggle it about a bit.” Source

@m8ttbr0wn is desperate for us to use Brave Browser. Source

@NoSheds likes out ‘Stickyback plastic’ Source

@dr_kulp is searching for something working away quietly in the basement. Source

@mcnalu knows what we mean, we’re glad he does. Source

Hive Blockchain

@marijocnt thanks us for our support. Source

@thatsweeneyguy needs a groom apparently. Source

@steevc agrees we need to break out of the walled garden. Source

@nettle1984 says Charlie is cute. Source

@lilchillgirl is waiting to get her dog Zen groomed. Source

@flaxz is building a HOWTO repository on Hive. Source

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