A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.

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The UK, China and America start the farcical “Expel seventy-six diplomats” Game.

Mastodon

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@xvilo crushed our enthusiasm by telling us “It wasn’t exactly a bugSource

@Korsier says George Orwell’s 1984 is the book of our times. All Times we say. Source

@Nikita thanks us for some information. Source

@jamie says we worry too much what people think: Duly noted. Source

@mnw said: “We have always been at war with Oceania” He must be one of those filthy Eurasians that we Oceanians have always been at war with! Source

@whistlewright is mystified by Boris Johnsons hair Source

@Dai made the “Rough” joke. (Dog Bite) Source

@penguin42 is not giving up his stash of chocolate. Source

@andyc is a true Alpha Male and gets his missus to visit shops for him. Source

@basil informs us of his new name for us. Source

@wyliecoyoteuk thinks the delay in enforcing mask-wearing is to give the public time to buy one. We think it’s to give Boris’s cronies time to set up mask-making businesses. Source

Twitter

@craniumslows thinks we shouldn’t be out and especially shouldn’t be out looking for Romanian dogs! Source

@steevc seems to think we got a half-decent vote on $Hive out of sympathy and not for the awesome quality of our Prose! Source

@NathanMars7 talked about “Leverage”, it’s simpler than that: The more faces you can get your message in front of the more people become aware. Don’t limit yourself to one platform, we want to assimilate EVERYONE signedΒ  –The Borg Source

@Dirtygringo1234 is worried about “Savage Tech” we know a lot of tech people, bunch of savages! Source

@thecrytotrader is trying to remove the terrible “Unfollow” App. We lost a couple of good friends because of a similar service when we fell out over it. Please don’t use them. Source

@KevanV has not got a cold due to wearing a mask, we’re waiting to see what happens when he takes it off. Source

@KillerQueen97_ is putting a lot of effort into producing what everyone keeps banging on about: “A Quality Post” time will tell. Source

Hive Blockchain

@jacobtothe has sadly had their hand bitten too by a dog. Source

@steevc made that terrible corny joke: “Bite worse than its barkSource

@stav has made the terrible mistake of saying he has never been bitten, We await his first bite with bated breath as does Fang the Alsation down the road. Source

@lilchillgirl was under the impression we were bitten by a tiny dog, “It was a T-Rex I tell ya, huge, huge thing with fangs……….Source

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