A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.

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Everyone in the UK is walking around breathing, coughing and sneezing with care-free abandonment but it’s OK because after the 24th they’ll have to wear facemasks so anything that happened before the 24th doesn’t count.

Mastodon

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@wion dislikes Amazon Blogs. Source

@tpheine Ain’t got time for that! Source

@penguin42 wants us to perform a Pincer Movement on Scotland. Source

@ColinTheMathmo sent us a brilliant picture Source

@vandys sent us a link to US literacy rates. Source

@Luke says β€œvideos can sod off” Source

@nigeldgreen tried to ‘Hustle’ us. Source

@ghostdancer writes passwords on bits of paper. Source

@Kzad_Bhat laments that people don’t use their brains anymore. Source

@mjd works in a secure environment with a 2FA post-it note on the side of the monitor. Source

@basil is not sa. Source

@mnw is trying to tell tricky lung jokes. Source

@nigeldgreen made a terrible “Matt Hand-Cock” joke. Source

@Arwalk is running all sorts of cool stuff on Raspberry Pi’s Source

@Nikita wants to build a Raspberry Pi Laptop. Source

@Snow says the death rate is lower than it was for Spanish flu. Source

@ParadeGrotesque doesn’t have a dog! πŸ™ Source

@Dan_S isn’t shaving. Source

@andyc thinks Mastodon is like being in a pub: “We get all sorts in here!” Source

@stsquad is going to save his backtrace. 😯 Source

@basil watch’s whiskey fights. Source

@silkevicious lives in Amazon? Near the Amazon? Funny, we thought he lived in Italy? Source

@wyliecoyoteuk wants to see us in chains. Source

@MunkyBone something about “Going up and down” and “Costing money”? 😯 Source

Twitter

@ka81 lived in a mask. Is that like that nursery rhyme “There was an old lady that lived in a shoe?”? πŸ˜€ Source

@an0key has a lot of phones apparently? Source

@mcnalu is feeding the unicorns of fairytale Scottishland. Source

@SayBeano is fed up with sales vultures asking to connect on LinkedIN just so they can sell. Source

Hive Blockchain

@brittandjosie thinks we have a gravedigger as a friend. Source

@steevc is looking for ways to discourage “self Voting.” Source

@stav needs to get with all the Cool kids and buy a Raspberry Pi 4 Source

@eco-alex is building a Yurt just so that he can say he’s been in one. Source

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