A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.

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Next week employees will be trying to not go back to work until Wednesday so that they can all eat out in restaurants for 50% of the price while employers will be dragging them back to work for the £1000 a head government hand out.

Mastodon

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is ecstatic that his castle owns a carpet cleaner. Source

@wyliecoyoteuk has an artistic daughter. We wonder if his house is full of paintings of bowls of fruit? Source

@tregeagle said “Overdue” we’re now worried what bill we haven’t paid? Source

@stsquad is talking about strawmen and outliers. is there a strawman lying outside then? 😉 Source

@penguin42 told us how Manchester local council controls the NHS, not the government. interesting. Source

@tpheine screamed BREXIT at us. Source

@mjjzf Told us about Gunboat diplomacy. Source

@MunkyBone is ordering leather sofas, we thought the judge said he wasn’t allowed near leather again? Source

@nigeldgreen schoolboy error “Signed, Nigel’s mum” Source

@xvilo thinks we will be surprised if we wear what we like to work. We think the surprise would be “No more work to worry about!” Source

@Alastair says our muesli is floor sweepings. Source

Twitter

@sinderinister misses the Punch Magazine cartoons. Source

@hifromkatie seems to think post boxes are emptied every time a van passes? Source

@GreenJimll says that there are 30’000 priority post boxes. So where’s the ordinary post go? Source

@mcnalu has offered to send us some Scottish rain, this shouldn’t be a problem, they have lots of it! Source

Hive Blockchain

@steevc says “The customer is generally wrong.” Source

@stav is ‘The man in the middle’ shouldn’t that be Malcolm? Source

@joetunex is Keeping it simple. Source

@chekohler says our Bitcoin will be worth a fortune when the next “Halving” rolls out. Source

@macchiata is wearing a face mask. Source

@lilchillgirl Loves our Charlie. Source

@thecrytotrader thinks Charlie is adorable. Source

@teamuksupport told us that we needed 100 words if we wanted to be loved. Source

@brittandjosie offered to give us a recipe. Source

@bala41288 said, “That’s nice.” Source

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