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With the news that countries such as Portugal will implement Air-Bridges in a desperate attempt to get UK citizens to visit we ask; “Surely Britain’s should spend their money in the UK to help Britain’s economy back on its feet rather than spending their money abroad?”

𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:

@djsumdog is scanning the skies for planes, or the second coming, one of the two? [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://hitchhiker.social/@djsumdog/104252832617057217″ ]

@nigeldgreen is rubbish at playing “I Spy…..” [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@nigeldgreen/104252890777111844″ ]

@whistlewright is every woman’s dream apparently with his ability to lick his eyebrows. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://liberdon.com/@whistlewright/104254333355338313″ ]

@jac is HOT! We already knew that. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mstdn.io/@jac/104263001404407663″ ]

@timttmy uses a hammer to crack a nut and attaches his Raspberry Pi 4 to an industrial strength air conditioner. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://the-pit.uk/notice/9vdLJBBUnbeatHuKTw” ]

@theru thinks there’s space for more Pi’s: That man’s too dangerous for his own good. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://pleroma-in.ouda.space/notice/9vdLQoOCcCCIaRKzrc” ]

@wyliecoyoteuk is building his own Dias so he can survey all he owns. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@wyliecoyoteuk/104268004783819140″ ]

@11235 gave us some advice of deliveries from Amazon. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://liberdon.com/@11235/104268393131733937″ ]

@ghostdancer is convinced we’re Charlie Brown. Is it the bald head? [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ghostdancer/104268117876252618″ ]

@basil thinks we’re all Heinz 57. An uncle once had a dog he named Heinz 57. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/104268162917667334″ ]

@andyc as a good human being only takes and inch whereas far too many take a mile. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.sdf.org/@andyc/104268284836527819″ ]

@penguin42 clearly eats far too many Vindaloo’s! [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@penguin42/104268363558331064″ ]

@tig thinks our mentor is Fagin and we should change Charlie’s name to “Oi! Bullseye!” [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@tig/104270582618216851″ ] 

@sergiotarxz1 gave us some excellent advice on blocking IP’s. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.social/@sergiotarxz1/104273395124535932″ ]

@silkevicious loves our tee shirt. We thought he loved us? Sniff [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://bikeshed.party/notice/9vhLg5W0D1xCZBdVvU” ]

@mayhair advises that we will be crypto kings within in days! [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://this-is-epic.space/@mayhair/104280482323404166″ ]

@xvilo pointed out our complete garbage that cross-posting from WordPress results in. Crushed is not the word for it. Sniff [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@xvilo/104280634315671345″ ]

@MunkyBone accused us of having foot pr0n. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@MunkyBone/104280670916618052″ ]

@jamie thinks our beloved Tory Government don’t know what they are doing. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.ino.org.uk/@jamie/104282007067581874″ ]

@antiphase does a terrible impression of Hodor from Game of Thrones or is he talking about Glen? [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@antiphase/104282302317302598″ ]

@basil apparently Abraham Lincoln uses the internet. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/104286153377084676″ ] 2nd entry because it made us laugh for some time.

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@heeed tried to fob us off with a tent shaped like a Yurt. [maxbutton id=”2″ url=”https://twitter.com/heeedt/status/1266729367033581578″ ]

@antiphase is cruelly planning to book us an appointment at the barbers when they open. [maxbutton id=”2″ url=”https://twitter.com/antiphase/status/1267828721840340999″ ]

Stuz719 thinks the slums of Dickensian London are forced on people. [maxbutton id=”2″ url=”https://twitter.com/Stuz719/status/1268230384048840710″ ]

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Hive Blockchain

@steevc pointed out the terrible formatting on Hive of the post that cross-posted from our WordPress site. [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/clusterhat/@steevc/re-dickturpin-qbd8u1″ ]

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