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In desperation to get football back on the TV it’s now being played behind closed doors. In a Homage to Little Britain during the Aston Villa vs Sheffield United game the VAR system refused to acknowledge a goal “Computer says no!”
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@jamie has random women standing close and heavy breathing on him: “Ooh err Missus” [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://social.helios.red/notice/9w4Y3oShjqRJjFMZpw” ]
@penguin42 has been attending illegal raves! [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@penguin42/104342258574728032″ ]
@ghostdancer is doing what all parents do and buying oversized clothes for the kids: “Stop moaning, you’ll grow into it!” [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ghostdancer/104347328831913711″ ]
@silkevicious says it’s so big! “Ooh err Missus” [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://bikeshed.party/notice/9w6UBroY8vDTSRpExc” ]
@wyliecoyoteuk is convinced we subscribe to The Sun newspaper: Young impressionable fool. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@wyliecoyoteuk/104353255056365625″ ]
@tpheine is appalled at our inability to take “selfies” properly. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mstdn.io/@tpheine/104358854269191631″ ]
@andyc is not a connoisseur of early hours of the morning TV [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.sdf.org/@andyc/104359413889235411″ ]
@nigeldgreen is going down to the local hardware shop for a long weight wait. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@nigeldgreen/104360168526071066″ ]
@whistlewright is telling us about his greasy nipples. π― [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://liberdon.com/@whistlewright/104361282584671862″ ]
@jwildeboer says we have disappeared down a Cryptyo rabbit hole. [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://social.wildeboer.net/@jwildeboer/104365541664287249″ ]
@basil says we’re rubbish at filling [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/104365624830878152″ ]
@tig thinks we’re wicked [maxbutton id=”1″ url=”https://mastodon.org.uk/@tig/104367419408608279″ ]
If you boost this then more people will get a mention if they comment
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@Multilanguman says we’ve had long enough to prepare for Brexit. [maxbutton id=”2″ url=”https://twitter.com/Multilanguman/status/1272849581043220480″ ]
If you retweet this then more people will get a mention if they comment
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@tarazkp thinks the Hive community is fluffy and nice. [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/hive-174578/@tarazkp/qbyzsb” ]
@steevc tells us that @jaguar.force is like the Witch Finder General of plagiarists. [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/blog/@steevc/re-dickturpin-qbz5gp” ]
@biggi told us in German that they like Charlie “sagte uns auf Deutsch, dass sie Charlie mΓΆgen” [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/hive-125335/@biggi/re-dickturpin-2020617t133328904z” ]
@opidia thinks spamming is a way to be heard, it’s certainly a way to make everyone angry. [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/hive-181465/@opidia/re-dickturpin-qc2xmo” ]
@pfunk is probably not very happy with us. π π₯ [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/blog/@pfunk/re-dickturpin-qc4816″ ]
@stav just wants to love everyone. [maxbutton id=”3″ url=”https://peakd.com/blog/@stav/re-dickturpin-qc4p7p” ]