𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!

Mastodon

With the news that ‘Non-essential’ shops will open soon make sure you visit a toilet before queuing because with changing rooms closed guess where people will be trying things on?

𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:

@MunkyBone is going all posh with a dual flush toilet. With his diet a jet-wash would be more appropriate. View Thread

@basil must have once lived in an aquarium for that much water to be in a laptop. View Thread

@antiphase flew with easyjet once: Talk about being herded together. View Thread

@timttmy is living dangerously by ‘colouring in’ the wife’s new Owl statue. View Thread

@tpheine still misses The Dick Turpin Road Show whose last episode was 30th November 2016 View Thread

@randynose is dealing with dogs and laptops. View Thread

@stardot thinks the grounds of Castle Cannon are designed for the dog to poop one side and widdle on the other. View Thread

@tig is offering questionable sessions with various mammals starting at £5 an for 10 minutes. View Thread

@z428 is looking to be the sole source of all their Socila Media interactions, lets just hope they have a data farm to host it all? View Thread

@silkevicious thinks we are Jesus and can feed the 5000 whith our lunch. View Thread

@andyc I know that you know that I know (This so reminded me of “Dave’s dead” tdtrs) View Thread

@JackTorrence thinks our owl can deliver him some baps. View Thread

@jwildeboer thinks Google Plus was riddled with fake news, if it was, it wasn’t a mob rule environment like Twitter is in our opinion. View Thread

@penny sent us a link on hydroxychloroquine View Thread
@nigelgreen sells bungalows by the trolley load apparently. View Thread

@penguin42 was talking about our Percy. Ooh err Misses. View Thread

@Luke is living the dream drinking coffee while walking the dog. View Thread

If you boost this then more people will get a mention if they comment

CHIRPY CHIRPY TWEET TWEET:

Twitter

@MethodDan had yet another birthday. We don’t know if there was cake because we wasn’t invited to the virtual party. View Thread

@heeed says to watch the skies for a rocket. View Thread

@hifromkatie confirms we might have seen the space station. View Thread

@Multilanguman has been obeying the lock-down Swedish style. Ooh err Misses. View Thread

@stuz719 dosen’t believe Domonic Cummings and thinks he should hung, drawn and quartered for driving 200 mile. View Thread

@greenjimll thinks anyone with pampas grass is a swinger. The closest we get to fruity these days is “Bubb, rub my feet.” View Thread

@intrbiz is shocked that the Owl is not in fact a Penguin. View Thread

If you retweet this then more people will get a mention if they comment

SHOW ME THE MONEY:

Hive Blockchain

@kbv.animalwelf says Charlie looks like a good pal to have. They’re right, he’s always happy. View Thread

@steevc noticed our mistake by accidently publishing our template. “You just can’t get the staff these days.” View Thread

If you repost this then more people will get a mention if they comment

Did you like this?
Tip Peter with Cryptocurrency
Powered by BitMate Author Donations

Donate Bitcoin to Peter

Scan to Donate Bitcoin to Peter
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some bitcoin:

Donate Bitcoin Cash to Peter

Scan to Donate Bitcoin Cash to Peter
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send bitcoin:

Donate Ethereum to Peter

Scan to Donate Ethereum to Peter
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Ether:

Donate Litecoin to Peter

Scan to Donate Litecoin to Peter
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Litecoin:

Donate Monero to Peter

Scan to Donate Monero to Peter
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Monero:

Donate ZCash to Peter

Scan to Donate ZCash to Peter
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some ZCash: