The government announces Furlough will be extended to October while people flock back to work and generally doing what they like.
𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@Luke@mastodon.sdf.org says nobody uses Diaspora. (That’s because it’s Dire.)
@email@example.com has seen them chucked around Lyon.
@firstname.lastname@example.org is short of a printer.
@email@example.com wants a printer for home.
@firstname.lastname@example.org is mystified that all the printers have gone.
@email@example.com has a bigger printer than anyone else.
@firstname.lastname@example.org is at 2000 Kilometres on his scooter, that’s not far enough some would say.
@email@example.com wants to regulate eScooters.
@firstname.lastname@example.org called us a “Slacker!”
@email@example.com thinks “Back to work” is a government ploy to blame employers.
@firstname.lastname@example.org is saddened by the “You’re a grown-up: No, you’re a child” behaviour.
@MunkyBone@mastodon.org.uk is posting pictures of goddamn snow again!
@email@example.com is a tad warm.
@firstname.lastname@example.org thinks we’re Steven Seagal and “Under Seige”
@email@example.com won’t let his Mrs near him with a pair of scissors.
@firstname.lastname@example.org cannot understand that women would literally be prepared to die rather than have a bad hair day.
@email@example.com checks stock levels, unlike us.
@firstname.lastname@example.org says to get a 3A+ rather than a Zero.
@email@example.com says to print out all the emails and post them to them. Are there enough trees on the planet for that?
SHOW ME THE MONEY:
Nobody loves us on Hive. That’s not strictly true, we’ve had some upvotes by people. To be fair it’s our fault, we’ve posted nothing really.