𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘!
The government announces Furlough will be extended to October while people flock back to work and generally doing what they like.

𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:

@Luke@mastodon.sdf.org says nobody uses Diaspora. (That’s because it’s Dire.)
@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk has seen them chucked around Lyon.
@randynose@fosstodon.org is short of a printer.
@ggarron@masto.one wants a printer for home.
@ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.org is mystified that all the printers have gone.
@tpheine@mstdn.io has a bigger printer than anyone else.
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net is at 2000 Kilometres on his scooter, that’s not far enough some would say.
@mjjzf@mstdn.io wants to regulate eScooters.
@theru@pleroma-in.ouda.space called us a “Slacker!”
@ben@social.bfoliver.com thinks “Back to work” is a government ploy to blame employers.
@stsquad@mastodon.org.uk is saddened by the “You’re a grown-up: No, you’re a child” behaviour.
@MunkyBone@mastodon.org.uk is posting pictures of goddamn snow again!
@timttmy@the-pit.uk is a tad warm.
@silkevicious@bikeshed.party thinks we’re Steven Seagal and “Under Seige”
@basil@sarcasm.stream won’t let his Mrs near him with a pair of scissors.
@andyc@mastodon.sdf.org cannot understand that women would literally be prepared to die rather than have a bad hair day.
@dekkzz78@ruby.social checks stock levels, unlike us.
@dheadshot@mastodon.social says to get a 3A+ rather than a Zero.
@jamie@mastodon.ino.org.uk says to print out all the emails and post them to them. Are there enough trees on the planet for that?

SHOW ME THE MONEY:

 


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