I must have a sick sense of humour? I saw a headline on the Internet today and it had me in fits of laughter the sort of laughter thats very childish, you know the sort of thing whereby you keep sniggering to yourself while others look at you and threatening to club you to death if you dont stop.
The only salmon farm in Northern Ireland has been thrown into crisis following a devastating jellyfish attack that destroyed more than 100,000 I had this vision of Jack-Booted jelly fish goose stepping up the coast of Ireland bayonets at the ready my furtive imagination then pictured the order “Turn right, lets invade England!”
Britains coastal defences swing into action “We will fight them in the puddles, we will fight them in the pools, we will fight them on the sandbanks we will never surrender”.
I know, its terrible for the poor company who own the salmon farm but I still think its funny.Check out the full details here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/11/22/eajelly122.xml