What was in my tea?

I had the weirdest dream last night; some might say it was a nightmare. I dreamt I got a job as a mystery Lug’er similar to a mystery shopper it was my job to go round all the Linux User Groups (lug’s) and, well that’s weird thing I’m not sure what I was supposed to do? Report back? Who to? Was I in fact a spy for Microsoft?

I had the weirdest dream last night; some might say it was a nightmare. I dreamt I got a job as a mystery Lug’er similar to a mystery shopper it was my job to go round all the Linux User Groups (lug’s) and, well that’s weird thing I’m not sure what I was supposed to do? Report back? Who to? Was I in fact a spy for Microsoft? Then comes weird thing number two, at every single Lug I visited there on the door was Jono Bacon dressed as a Happy Greeter!

Finally he kept giving me some Green Shield Stamps! Which I promptly used at Tesco petrol stations to buy train tickets! Whatever was in my tea last night I don’t want any more thanks I mean Green Shield Stamps! I never thought I’d see those things again.