So I get asked a lot about my /nick, “Are you a robber then?”, “You’re not aloud porn in a nick!”.
I find most of it pretty funny to be honest but of course I keep forgetting that not everyone in the world knows England’s history so its understandable that some folks might think the nick has something to do with male genitalia.
Dick Turpin was a Highwayman in the 1700’s sort of a modern day mugger he would hold up travellers with the famous retort “Stand and Deliver” which basically means “Stand still and give me your money”.
Why do I have the nick dick_turpin? Simple really, I’m a Sales Manager I’ve been in sales for about 25 odd years now. About 20 years ago I did a deal that to be fair was a little bit on the pricey side, while on the phone to the customer running through the costings when I got to the final total the customer let out a wail of horror and responded “How much? Bloody hell, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask!”
Well there you have it folks, its nothing to do with the size of my appendage, nicking lead off the church roof or any of that stuff its simply a typical British sense of humour thing a gentle insult as to what I do for a living.